there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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