How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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