I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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