Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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