Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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