Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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