Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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