i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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