I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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