i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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