whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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