I must be too annoying 4 u.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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