Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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