Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
the condom got lost in my hair
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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