FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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