Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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