the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So much Jack, so little girl.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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