Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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