People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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