: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hate all girls vehemently.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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