So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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