You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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