i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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