Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
i think my cat just said my name.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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