I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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