I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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