FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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