I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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