sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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