They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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