If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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