My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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