so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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