But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
