So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You're like the curious george of whores
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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