It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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