Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I wanna bring you to show and tell
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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