bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
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I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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