You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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