Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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