Sponge bath it is.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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