i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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