grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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