She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
actually, I'm a sock model
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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