I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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