u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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