You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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