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i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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