Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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