I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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