Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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